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Something else entirely being the newly-minted About page.

Click the link or look up above on the navigation bar for “About” and click that instead to read something of potential interest rather than this cop-out of a post that does nothing other than direct you to something else.

Now that I think about it, I feel somewhat bad for subjecting the front page to such an unexciting post as this one. I will therefore include some Knowledge so that you might be Edified:

How to Catch a Polar Bear

• First, go to a frozen lake. This is very important. Also, bring some peas.
• Next, cut a hole in the ice with a diameter of approximately one polar bear.
• You should then proceed to place peas around the circumference of said hole in the ice.
• Then you wait.
• Finally, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

If you don’t get it, read the final step over and over again until you do.